Thursday, September 21, 2017

MORE ROMANTIC COMEDY IDEAS (I know, I know, I've been going through a creative dry spell.)



THE FAT GIRL IN A CARGO VEST READING A FANTASY NOVEL AND THE GUY WHO LOOKED WAY TOO OLD TO BE ROCKING A FITTED HAT AND CARRYING A SKATEBOARD: A BUS STATION LOVE STORY

THE PRETTY GIRL AND THE CONFIDENT MAN

THE WIGGER AND THE UYGHUR

2 FAST, 2 SERENDIPITOUS

WHEN HAGAR MET CATHY

KATE AND LEOPOLD AND NAPOLEON AND LEX STEELE  

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

ANDREW'S POETRY CORNER, EPISODE 2


Hey, fans, sorry I didn't put up a post this Tuesday, and sorry I've been running this website as if I were bipolar. Good news though: I've got a fresh batch of poems for you from the crazed dishwasher/poet ANDREW BEVARD, who you might remember from his poem about having sex with a 400 pound woman. This week, he's taking on haiku:



HOPE IS NOSTALGIA FOR THE FUTURE
I'm a normal man
Regret will be my kingdom
As I get older

EYES WIDE....OPEN?!?!
Her eyes stayed open
The first time we ever kissed
I thought that was weird

BAD BOY
I say to myself
Don't reward yourself with food
You are not a dog


THE END. See you next time on ANDREW'S POETRY CORNER (if his crippling sex addiction doesn't do him in first), and don't forget to tip your dishwashers!! Nobody ever does, so you'll look like a hero.


Monday, September 4, 2017

THREE NEW RULES I MADE FOR THIS WEBSITE

  • no first person stories about having an epiphany.
  • all posts must be shorter than one microsoft word page
  • no posting drunk

You're welcome, fans!

GAP TOOTH ALL-STARS

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Mozzy

 









Joseph Parker 







 

Cam'ron









T-Nutty


 



Belladonna






Matt Stone








 



DJ Screw










Paul F Tompkins













Patrice Oneal








Husalah














Laurence Fishburne 







 


Webbie









Luke from 2 Live Crew (and everyone else in 2 Live Crew except Fresh Kid Ice.)







 


Del The Funky Homosapien









Willem Dafoe  







 





Jesse Ventura











James Baldwin



 





Jamar Neighbors









Preston Lacy

A GOOD LINE TO USE IF YOU HAVE TO DISTRACT A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE


"LOOK, SOMEONE'S TAKING A SHIT ON THE SKYLIGHT!!!!"