CHARACTERS WE'VE BEEN DOING AROUND THE HOUSE

Positive Werner Herzog
Whiny Conservative Congressman ("Sorry, that bill's not CONSERVATIVE enough for meee....I want it to be more CONSERRRRVATIVE.")  
Seth Ehfriken, The South African Who Says His Nationality Over And Over.
The Wealthy Dandy Who Thinks Everything Is VERY Funny. (He especially likes John Oliver. And he hates when you don't have the ultra-specific dining utensils he wants.)
Rick Steves, During The Part Of The Episode Where He Quickly Tells You About A Bloody Uprising Or Genocide In An Upbeat Tone.
Alan, The Emotionless Man With A Pet Cat Also Named Alan.