ANDREW'S POETRY CORNER, EPISODE 2

Hey, fans, sorry I didn't put up a post this Tuesday, and sorry I've been running this website as if I were bipolar. Good news though: I've got a fresh batch of poems for you from the crazed dishwasher/poet ANDREW BEVARD, who you might remember from his poem about having sex with a 400 pound woman. This week, he's taking on an ancient japanese poetry form called haiku:

HOPE IS NOSTALGIA FOR THE FUTURE

I'm a normal man

Regret will be my kingdom

As I get older

EYES WIDE....OPEN?!?!

Her eyes stayed open

The first time we ever kissed

I thought that was weird

BAD BOY

I say to myself

Don't reward yourself with food

You are not a dog

THE END. See you next time on ANDREW'S POETRY CORNER (if his crippling sex addiction doesn't do him in first), and don't forget to tip your dishwashers!! Nobody ever does, so you'll look like a hero.