Thursday, July 6, 2017

JOKES I'VE BEEN DOING FOR A LONG TIME THAT NOBODY LIKES


Asking people at the dog park if they "want to buy a bag of dog shit."
Going into the "quiet car" on Amtrak, and loudly asking if it's the "loud car."
Shushing motorcyclists.
Shaking my head solemnly and saying "looks like another child drowned" when I find a pair of discarded child-size sandals on the beach.

4 comments:

  1. Oh my lord I laughed out loud at the loud car one. All of your jokes are hilarious IMO.

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