Friday, May 13, 2022

HAPPY LIMERICK DAY

 THE AMATEUR AMORIST

Here is the thing, son: You’re passionate
That’s good. But tact? You are lacking it
Orgies take class
You don’t burst in bare-assed
In an old Jason mask and start jackin’ it



MIRACLE

Twas hard to find beaus, for my gut draped
I prayed, and God sent the sunbaked
Legs of a mannequin
Twixt which a ramekin
Filled with soft butter was duct taped


PARTY

Twice, round where Coatzacoalcos is,
Me and two whores struck some poses
Both of their crotches
Smelled like old huaraches
And felt like warm anteater noses 

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