Tuesday, November 23, 2021

KARATE IN MY UNDERPANTS

(To the tune of "Your Body is a Wonderland" by John Mayer) 

 
I’ve got all afternoon
You left me fat and blue
But I’m not mad at you
I’m lovin’ me
Like nobody wants to

Just socks and boxers on me
I took your corcedin
Throwing karate kicks
At the damage I’ve done

Never been taught but
I’ll fake it
Anything fragile
I’ll break it
Feels a lot like
I’m naked
And my soul runs free and wild  

Karate in my underpants  
Karate in my underpants (I’ll use this stance)
Karate in my underpants

I’m like a little kid who just fell on his face
Inside that moment when the feelings that I cannot place
Are going to make me laugh or cry but I’m not sure which one yet
I’m feeling punch drunk and I haven’t even eaten lunch yet

Self taught
Just fake it
Anything fragile
I’ll break it
Feels a lot like
I’m naked
And my soul runs free and wild  

Karate in my underpants
Karate in my under (I’ll use this stance)
Karate in my underpants
(Never feel weak again…I’ll use this stance)

Damn baby
It’s fun to hate me
I know I’m icky icky icky icky icky
But I’m fun when I get punchy and kicky  


CHORUS


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