RIBALD LIMERICKS FOR THE HOLIDAYS

for Ethan Coen

there once was a man from nantucket

whose dick was so long he could suck it

it was easy and fun 

but he longed for a son

as he spat his cum into a bucket

there was an old man from old hickory

who once showed his wrinkly old dick to me

inside those folds

was an army of molds

that could have led dixie to victory

a lady named katie just stated

the number of men she's fellated

it's so strikingly high 

it makes me want to cry   

i wish we weren't so closely related!

i destroyed the receipts and the playbill 

and my voice, as i lied, sounded stable

but again, i got caught   

cause i somehow forgot  

to wipe all of your shit off the table