Tuesday, December 11, 2018

RIBALD LIMERICKS FOR THE HOLIDAYS

for Ethan Coen and Thomas

there once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it
it was easy and fun 
but he longed for a son
as he spat his cum into a bucket

there was an old man from old hickory
who once showed his wrinkly old dick to me
inside those folds
was an army of molds
that could have led dixie to victory

a lady named katie just stated
the number of men she's fellated
it's so strikingly high 
it makes me want to cry   
i wish we weren't so closely related!

i destroyed the receipts and the playbill 
and my voice, as i lied, sounded stable
but again, i got caught   
cause i somehow forgot  
to wipe all of your shit off the table 

1 comment:

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