there once was a man from nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it
it was easy and fun
but he longed for a son
as he spat his cum into a bucket
there was an old man from old hickory
who once showed his wrinkly old dick to me
inside those folds
was an army of molds
that could have led dixie to victory
a lady named katie just stated
the number of men she's fellated
it's so strikingly high
it makes me want to cry
i wish we weren't so closely related!
i destroyed the receipts and the playbill
and my voice, as i lied, sounded stable
but again, i got caught
cause i somehow forgot
to wipe all of your shit off the table
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