Thursday, November 16, 2017

SURFING IS LIKE A RELIGION


  • Religion and surfing both pressure you into acting more into it than you actually are.

  • When a religious person or surfer tries to articulate their feelings about it to you, you get the impression that maybe they aren't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

  • Religious people and surfers both hate sea kayakers. (In that sense, they're a lot like the rest of us.)

  • Religious people and surfers both have atrocious taste in bumper stickers. (In that sense, they're a lot like the rest of us!)

  • Most of the suffering in the world was caused by religion or surfing.  

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