- Religion and surfing both pressure you into acting more
into it than you actually are.
- When a religious person or surfer tries to articulate their feelings about it to you, you get the impression that maybe they aren't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
- Religious people and surfers both hate sea kayakers. (In that sense, they're a lot like the rest of us.)
- Religious people and surfers both have atrocious taste in bumper stickers. (In that sense, they're a lot like the rest of us!)
- Most of the suffering in the world was caused by religion or surfing.