Tuesday, November 21, 2017

MY FAVORITE UNHELPFUL COMMENTS

“Boy, that thing does NOT wanna come out!"
[*Tugging my collar*]: “Yikes.”
“At least now you know to sign up for AAA.”
“Maybe there’s a time machine sitting around somewhere.”
“Well, THIS is certainly less than optimal.”
“Maybe we should try giving up!” 

“I am NOT looking forward to this.”
"I'm gonna die a virgin, and it's all your fault!!!" 
[*Brandishing a fake rubber hand*]: "Need a hand?"
[*Tugging my collar*]
: “Hoo, boy.”

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