Monday, July 3, 2017

MY REACTION TO YOUR PICK FOR BEST COEN BROTHERS MOVIE

BLOOD SIMPLE - Sure, sure...and HARD EIGHT is the best Paul Thomas Anderson movie!! Doofus.  
RAISING ARIZONA - I don't like this answer but I still like you. You're just old.
MILLER'S CROSSING - Barf.   
BARTON FINK - You're an aspiring writer.
THE HUDSUCKER PROXY - You're annoying in a way that I like, and find relatable!
FARGO - Fair enough!
THE BIG LEBOWSKI - I'm not going to argue with you! Ok, fine, I'll argue with you.
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU? - Boring answer! That movie is tight, though.
THE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE - If you're from the North Bay, I'll take it!
INTOLERABLE CRUELTY - I'll hear you out, but there's no way you can convince me.
THE LADYKILLERS - Seriously, what's your favorite Coen Brothers movie.
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN - Sigh....fine.
BURN AFTER READING - If you're going to give an annoying answer, it should be THE HUDSUCKER PROXY.
A SERIOUS MAN - You're Jewish.
TRUE GRIT - Fuck yeah, let's talk!
INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS - What you didn't pick up on--*exhales bong smoke*-- is that INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS is a commentary on itself not being the best Coen Brothers movie.
HAIL, CAESAR! - I love you.  

2 comments:

  1. Loved no Country for Old Men. Seems prophetic now with T's rhetoric. This reminds me of something that would be in McSweeny's

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    1. Hey, thanks! I got rejected by them once and fired shots at them on social media, and they had some funny response.

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