Thursday, June 8, 2017


“I recommend you use once C and two M’s!” (To remember how to spell “recommend.”)
“Food before beer? Nothing new here. Beer before food? What the fuck, dude.” (To remember the order for eating and getting drunk.)
“The one in the South puts a smile on your mouth. The one in the North? Avoid it, henceforth.” (To remember which is the good Korea.)
“Point zero seven? You’re going home, Kevin. Seven point O? That’s a bad one to blow.”  (To help understand your breathalyzer score.)
“If there’s mud in the end zone, stay in the friend zone.” (Beats me.)
“In 1492, Columbus sailed, with his crew.” (To remember when Columbus sailed to America.)

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