Thursday, February 9, 2017

IF YOU'RE WHITE AND NOT FROM THE SOUTH, YOU SHOULDN'T USE THE WORD "Y'ALL"


What's up bird brains? Sorry for the 1-day delay...I was going to type up a post last night, but then J-Bird snagged a copy of CALIGULA at BuyBacks. I hadn't seen it yet, so when he put it on I was enraptured, and after it was over I had to go to my room and vigorously jack off for three hours. By the time the crust had settled, it was well past midnight. But as Neil Hamburger would say, that's my life! If you don't like it, go to one of those awful other websites you like, like Reddit.
As far as the title of this post goes...There's no "cultural appropriation" reason or anything like that, I just think it sounds corny. What do YOU GUYS think? Heh heh. I'm not one to talk, though, because I call people "dog" all the time. Like, the other day, I was approaching 7-11 when these teenagers sauntered up to me and said "'sup man?" and I screamed "get away from me, you filthy dogs!" and threw a pack of cigarettes at them. Then, afterwards, I felt like an idiot.
As far as birding--the topic of this blog--goes...there's an intense storm going on right now, so we're probably not going to go birding today. I know, I know...but it really is raining, very hard. But on a positive note, I just got a new piece of equipment in the mail!! It's a blue TITLE BOXING tracksuit with legs that are slightly too long, and it feels incredible. Especially in the crotch area. It's going to be perfect for my early morning bird walks, I think. Who knows, maybe I'll even start jogging. Probably not, though. I've got all the hobbies I can handle. Birding, blogging, reading rap blogs, trying to write screenplays...it's amazing I still have time to procrastinate. Do you ever feel overwhelmed like that, readers? Probably not. But I definitely do, sometimes. Maybe I'm just a more sensitive person than you. For example, I cried watching TOY STORY 1. (My babysitter told me to stop asking her questions about the plot.) That sensitivity is what makes me such a great writer, though!!!!!!!!!!!

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